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| Here's to a fellow who smiles When life runs along like a song. And here's to the lad who can smile When everything goes dead wrong. |
| Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer -- and another one! |
| Here's to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful. |
| Here's to all of the women who have used me and abused me... And may they continue to do so! |
| Here's to beefsteak when you're hungry, Whiskey when you're dry, All the women you'll ever want, And heaven when you die. |
| Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking. If you cheat, may you cheat death. If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart. If you fight, may you fight for a brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me. |
| Here's to Destiny May she not forget us in our time. |
| Here's to Eileen O'Hara For her life held no terror Born a virgin Died a virgin No runs, no hits, no errors |
| Here's to good Irish friends Never above you Never below you Always beside you |
| Here's to health and prosperity, To you and all your posterity. And them that doesn't drink with sincerity, That they may be damned for all eternity! |
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