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| Gabriel Byrne
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun. |
| George Bernard Shaw
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. |
| Hal Roach
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. |
| James Joyce
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. Notes: From Ulysses |
| Flann O'Brien
The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads. |
| Mignon McLaughlin
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. Notes: The Neurotic's Notebook |
| Oscar Wilde
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." Notes: From the play Lady Windermere's Fan, which had its debut on February 20, 1892. |
| Oscar Wilde
True friends stab you in the front. |
| Joseph O'Connor
The most important thing I would learn in school was that almost everything I would learn in school would be utterly useless. When I was fifteen I knew the principal industries of the Ruhr Valley, the underlying causes of World War One and what Peig Sayers had for her dinner every day...What I wanted to know when I was fifteen was the best way to chat up girls. That is what I still want to know. Notes: From the Secret World of the Irish Male |
| George Bernard Shaw
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. |
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