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| Here's to me, and here's to you, And here's to love and laughter- I'll be true as long as you, And not one moment after. |
| Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet! |
| Here's to temperance supper, with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with -- and me not there at all!
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| Here's to the four hinges of society. May you fight, steal, lie and drink. When you fight, may you fight for your country. When you steal, may you steal away from bad company. When you lie, may you lie at the side of your sweetheart. And when you drink, may you drink with me. |
| Here's to the women that I've loved and all the ones I've kissed. As for regrets, I just have one; that's all the ones I've missed. Oh, womens' faults are many, us men have only two: Every single thing we say, and everything we do. |
| Here's to those who wish us well, as for the rest, they can go to Hell!
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| Here's to women of the Irish shore; I love but one, I love not more. But since she's not here to drink her part, I'll drink her share with all my heart. |
| To warm words on a cold day.
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| What is but age? Something to count? Some people fight it as if climbing the mount. I choose life with dignity and grace And offer a drink to all in this place! |
| Who is a friend but someone to toast, Someone to gibe, someone to roast. My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let's get to drinking! Glasses off the table! |
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