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| Oscar Wilde
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is unread. |
| W.B. Yeats
Being Irish, I have an abiding sense of tragedy which sustains me through temporary periods of joy. |
| Spike Milligan
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. |
| Samuel Beckett
What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. |
| Michael Moran
O long life to the man who invented potheen - Sure the Pope ought to make him a martyr - If myself was this moment Victoria, the Queen, I'd drink nothing but whiskey and wather. From In Praise of Potheen by |
| Sean O'Casey
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. |
| Hugh Leonard
An Irishman will always soften bad news. so that a major coronary is no more than a 'bad turn' and a near-hurricane that leaves thousands homeless is 'good drying weather.' Notes: From Rover and Other cats |
| Frank McCourt
Ins't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. Notes: From Angela's Ashes |
| Oscar Wilde
To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist but the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar. |
| Oscar Wilde
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. |
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