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The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years.
Notes: Before undergoing bypass surgery, descendant of Irish emigrants and former President Bill Clinton was quoted as saying from his hospital bed:

Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?' Contestant: 'Hamlet'.

George Bernard Shaw
Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen.

Oscar Wilde
"He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time."

Oscar Wilde
I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after.

Oscar Wilde
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.

1.While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 2. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. 3. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
Notes: list of actual notes from medical records, as dictated by physicians:

George Bernard Shaw
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated.

Jock Brown
We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.
Notes: Celtic General Manager

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