CATEGORIES
Quotes
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Wit and Humor
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| Spike Milligan
"I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form." Notes: on seeking permissiont to celebrate his 80th birthday with a 12,000 foot skydive. |
| Oscar Wilde
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." Notes: from An Ideal Husband, 1895 |
| Inch, 1 mile.
Notes: A particular favorite for theft is the road sign to one Co. Kerry village that reads |
| George Bernard Shaw
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. |
| George Bernard Shaw
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled |
| Oscar Wilde
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. |
| Oscar Wilde
She who hesitates is won. |
| P.J. O'Rourke
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. |
| George Bernard Shaw
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. |
| Oscar Wilde
Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. |
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