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humor:
Jonathan Swift
It was a bold man who first swallowed an oyster.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again, night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don't we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.

Danny McGoorty
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
Notes: Irish Pool Player

John B. Keane
I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo .... They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it."

J. P. Dunleavy
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
Notes: The Ginger Man

Marianne Moore
I'm troubled, I'm dissatisfied. I'm Irish.

Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

Robert Lynd
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.

Robert Lynd
Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.

Hugh Leonard
All I ever seemed to get was the kind of girl who had a special dispensation from Rome to wear the thickest part of her legs below the knee.

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